又见桃花源记 [全篇]
望春楼中,
有嫖客捕鱼为业,
缘溪行,
忘路之远近,
忽逢桃花林,
夹岸数百步,
全是三角裤,
奶罩鲜美,
屌毛缤纷,
嫖客甚异之,
复前行,
欲穷其林。
林尽水源,
但得一山,
山有小洞,
仿佛若有光,
便舍船,
从洞插,
初极狭,
才通屌,
复插数十下,
豁然开朗,
土地平旷,
妓院俨然,
有夜总会妓院美女之属!
其中人往来作爱,
男女衣着,
全是三角裤!
并怡然自乐。
见渔人奶大,
惊!问所从来,
具答之,
便要还家,
铺床脱衣作爱。
村中闻有此人,
咸来问讯,
自云先世避秦时乱,
率妻子邑人来此绝境作爱,
不复出焉,
遂与外人间隔,
问今有啥物?
乃不知有避孕套,
无论伟哥,
此人一一为其具言,
所闻,皆叹惋,
余人各复延至其家,
皆出色相,
停数日,辞去,
此中人语云:
“不得向外人说色话!”
既出得其船,
便扶向路,
处处插之,
即郡下诣太守,
说色话,
太守兴奋,
即遣人随其往,
遂迷,
险得性病,
不复得路。
南洋刘子骥,
色狼一个,
闻之欣然规往,
未果,
得性病终,
后遂无问津者。
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